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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: justify;">Beberapa
malam terakhir,</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: justify;"> di depan musholla
Al Barm</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: justify;">awy,</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: justify;"> dua </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: justify;">orang </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: justify;">santri</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: justify;">, </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: justify;">Zaeni dan Tadho sedang </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: justify;">terlibat per</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: justify;">debat</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: justify;">an sengit. Layakanya anggota dewan, mereka
saling ngotot mempertahankan argumen masing-masing.</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Malam pertama<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Tadho</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">”</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Zaen</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">, </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">aku punya tebakan</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">. Jika P</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">onpes NTI</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">sedang mati lampu</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> dan</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> di depan musholla ada
lampu lentera dan lilin.</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Apa yang kamu nyalakan
terlebih dahulu</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">??</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">?</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Zaeni</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:”Lampu lenteranya dulu”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Tadho :”salah!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Zaeni :”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">K</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">alau begitu lilinya dulu”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Tadho :”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">J</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">uga salah”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Zaeni :”Apa donk?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Tadho</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Z</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">a korek apinya dulu”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Zaeni</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">A</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">h,kamu” awas</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> ya nanti</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">tak</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> balas”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Malam kedua<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Zaeni</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">D</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">ho</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">, </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">gimana cara memasukkan gajah dalam lemari</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">??</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Tadho</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:”Ah,</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">gampang,</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">lemari dibuka,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> G</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">ajah</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">nya</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> dimasukkan,</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">lalu </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">lemarinya </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">ditutup”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Zaeni</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:”Bener</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">, t</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">umben pinter loe</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">. L</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">alu gimana caranya
memasukkan </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">K</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">udanil ke dalam l</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">e</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">mari?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Tadho</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:”Za,seperi tadi”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Zaeni :”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Y</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">aaaa,</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">goblok lagi.</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> Y</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">ang betul lemari dibuka</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">G</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">ajah</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">nya</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> dikeluarkan,</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">lalu K</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">udanil dimasukkan,</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">terus</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> pintu ditutup.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Tadho :”Kamu yang goblok, itu kalau lemarinya
kecil,kalau lemarinya gede kan Gajahnya gak perlu dikeluarin?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Zaeni</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:”Terserah deh,</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">pokoknya kamu salah”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Malam ketiga<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Tadho :”Masih berani tebakan sama aku?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Zaeni :”Masih berani”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Tadho :”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">E</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">mangnya kamu punya
tebakan?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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kirinya. </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">K</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">enapa hayoo</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">, </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">kok nggak</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> mata kanannya yang ditutup?”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> <span lang="IN"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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melihat arah dengan teropong,</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">kalau matanya ngg</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">a</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">k ketutup satu penglihatanya pasti kurang fokus</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">, begitu!</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Tadho</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">T</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">api kalau mata kanannya </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">yang </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">ditutup pasti juga
fokus</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> kan???”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Oleh : Ahmad Ma'ruf</div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Paiman, seorang penjual jeruk di
pasar kota, mencoba menawarkan dagangannya kepada semua orang yang lewat.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">“Jeruknya mani</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">s, </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">jeruknya manis</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">,,,,,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">maazz</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">,,,,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">,mbaak</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">,,,,,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">”</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> katanya </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">lantang.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Akhirnya,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">seorang
direktur sebuah perusahaan</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">yang sedang
berlibur, iseng berniat membeli jeruk.</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">”Berapa jeruknya pak???</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">,”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> tanya sang direktur.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> “Lima ribu mazzzz</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">,,,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">.”</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">jawab sang panjual jeruk</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">.</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Dalam hati sang direktur berkata!</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">, </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">”wah,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">murah betul</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">. P</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">adahal di pasar induk harganya
sudah enam rib</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">u,”.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">“Hemmmm</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">,,,,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">kalau
begitu saya beli 2 kg</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">,” sahut sang direktor.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">‘’Oooow,,,,,,santai mazzz,,,,,,,”
cetus penjual jeruk sumringah.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Selesai menimbang, sang
direktur segera memberi uang Rp20 ribu kepada penjual jeruk. Namun, betapa
kaget sang direktur ketika ia meminta kembaliannya. Karena penjual jeruk dengan
tersenyum manis nyeletuk, </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">“</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Wah ya sudah
pas toh mazzz. 2 kg harganya Rp20 ribu, Rp5 ribu</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> itu untuk setengah kilo maz</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">,”. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">“Makasih yaa mazzz,” imbuh
penjual jeruk masih tersenyum manis.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Jeruk Murah

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Naik Pohon

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Oleh : Abdul Ghofur/VIII A<br />

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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Pada suatu sore yang
cerah, Raja Tuning dan Patih Bimoli sedang asyik bercengkerama. Sepertti biasa,
Raja Tuning mengajak Patih Bimoli untuk bermain tebak-tebakan.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Raja</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Tuning</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">      :
</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Hey, Patih Bimoli, aku punya tebakkan buat kamu, dan kamu harus bisa                                                                                                                           menjawabnya….!!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Patih Bimoli</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">      </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> A</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">papun tebakannya
</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">aku</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> pasti bisa
gusti !!!</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Raja Tuning</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">      </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> C</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">oba kamu
tebak,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">joni naik
pohan tinggal apanya hayo…????</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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tinggal telapak kakinya lah…. gusti.</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Raja </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">T</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">uning</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">      </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> A</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">h salah kamu</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Patih </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">B</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">imoli</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">      </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> E</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">hm….. tinggal
metik buahnya kan raja tuning ????”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Raja </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">T</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">uning    </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">  </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> M</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">asih kurang
tepat,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">kan pohonnya
kaga </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">a</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">da buahnya</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Patih </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">B</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">imoli   </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">   </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> K</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">alau semua
salah, lalu apa don</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">g</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> yang benar
raja tuning???</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Raja Tuning</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">      </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">:</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> Ya,,,,,</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">tinggal</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">TURUN AJA!!!</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">.</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> Masak Joni mau di atas pohon</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">selamanya………he…he..he</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">Patih Bimoli      : Ah, raja bisa aja.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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